Wednesday, August 20, 2008

A Man Gets Lonely


A man gets lonely while he's out and about on the questing trail. Sure, there are other heroes traveling along for the ride...a bossy and impatient mesmer, a crazy necro, and a crop of hired lackeys. They're no sort of companions when a man needs a special kind of comfort.

Most of the time, a man can wear himself out smashing things with axe to dull the gnawing hunger for intimacy. When that fails, or there's nothing left to smash with axe, there's always the cold comfort of the bottle. People think a man gets falling down drunk all the time for the simple joy of inebriation. Well, they'd be right, but there are also those times when sorrows need to be drowned in dwarven ale.


Just when you think you can't take the loneliness anymore, you wander across a special someone. Tentatively, you approach, hopes high that she'll sense the chemistry as well. It's not just the sight of her, it's also the sweet musk of her scent. It's a sort of intoxication that you can't get from mere alcohol.


Of course, a really special companion doesn't give herself over easily. There is a subtle and coy exchange of looks. There has to be a recognition of a true connection between you before baser urges are acted upon.


When that magic moment comes, and that come-hither look is directed your way, you know that your loneliness is about to end. When it's all over, you need a cigarette, and to high tail it out of there before day-break when she wakes up.


After you score and make a clean getaway, you party Carl style. After all, there are plenty of yaks in the bend to comfort you the next time you get lonely.

6 comments:

Nick said...

Hmm...yak porn AND bondage all in one. We can call it Y&M?!?! Just please, don't break out the leather chaps.........

Orchid64 said...

Admit it, Nick, you're titillated. Right now, you're googling "yak" and "bondage". ;-)

Wombat said...

Heh... "titillated"...

I *figured* you were up to something over there while Sharon and I were doing all the work. I just assumed you'd passed out again though. Still... score! Congrats!

Orchid64 said...

Admit it, you were jealous when you'd read Tankarific had made some time with such a fine babe while you were off fighting misc. critters.

'badmoodguy' is mike said...

Thank you for loading up my mind with THAT imagery. Anyone got any hydrofluoric acid and a rusty wire brush to help rid me of this?

Orchid64 said...

Heh, heh. C'mon, you weren't excited? ;-)

Actually, I felt really dirty writing that, but the Carl has demands that need to be met!