Late last night an incident occurred involving MnKy Nadezhda Gavrila. The diminutive monk was trying to max her delver title on a paid Cathedral of Flames run.
Appalled by the intransigence of pugs, she had a psychotic episode and committed suicide. Sources say that the pugs would not stay behind the smiter, Nadezhda, and she became irate. Near the end of the run she was unable to cope anymore and flung herself bodily into a lake of lava.
Appalled by the intransigence of pugs, she had a psychotic episode and committed suicide. Sources say that the pugs would not stay behind the smiter, Nadezhda, and she became irate. Near the end of the run she was unable to cope anymore and flung herself bodily into a lake of lava.
Funeral services for the deceased monk have not yet been set. Those wishing to pay their respects should contact a MnKy for further information.
4 comments:
Are you sure she wasn't confused and trying to use the Carl bathroom? ;-)
That is quite possible. After all, the Mnky GH doesn't have such wonderful facilities.
Well, I don't normally fling myself bodily into the toilet, but yanno how us filthy minkeys are :p
That's right. You're all fecophiliacs.
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