Friday, January 4, 2008

Large-breasted Giantess Derides the Carl

A mammary-enhanced giantess named Jora belittles Tankarific Carl's fighting abilities.

The Carl, despite its magnificent ability to be confused and to get lost, is a potent fighting force. When the Carl needs corn or is simply bored and feels like wandering around and killing time, nothing will stop its ability to vanquish its enemies. Well, not nothing. Death tends to put a bit of a damper on things. Nonetheless, the Carl can send its enemies to the happy hunting ground when it feels like making an effort.

After a particularly effective campaign (much corn was gathered and many enemies now fertilize the soil with their odoriferous remains), Takarific Carl was dismissed as a mere "human" by the whining giantess who asked for assistance in the first place. Perhaps she felt her towering stature and opulent boobage would cow him into a submissive response, but Takarific is not amongst the mammaphobic (or as they say in scientific circles - "boobiephobic") of the Carls. In a cutting retaliatory move, he mocked her clearly dubious fashion sense and inability to neatly shave her bikini zone until she shut up and went away.

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